Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Belleville On Motorcycle Salvage

and then there's the exercise of power

Take a person, give her the power in any form and you will get the repayment of all his frustrations in the exercise of power.

this happens because the exercise of power often comes after years of swallowing toads and other amphibians, have too much invested in working life, then he drank a few beers, played little tresette fucked and even less cooperation in the person

that the coordination of the mission has a decision-making career choices in relation to any officer not above the same level expatriate.

so many coordinators of the mission make up for the lack of a social life, sex, play through the mere exercise of power.

imagine that you get as a leader in a difficult environment to coordinate the people who are already on the field for several months and who know the context better than you.

in this case we would say "tight ass and eyes open," because it is a delicate matter, we must be careful not to disturb equilibrium, to listen, to see, gradually impose their point of view (as it should be for a head) Not claim the right to the last word (it is assumed that the last word is the head, there is no need to stress)

course, all this did not happen.

"I want to see how it worked"
"The administrative assistant is useless"
"You have to translate, because I do not speak French"
"with the UN I do not want nothing to do" (we work on a mandate from UNICEF-ed)
"I do not eat your American stuff, I eat healthy, I'm not the money in the kitty "(the first beer paid for by me touching you hand ex-na)

after days of quiet accumulation finally came the storm.

At 8:26 of Tuesday, June 8, 2010 I was still with coffee in hand, at a computer to play monkey island.

chewing the cookies came out facing the head admin:

"you because you've taken the secretary (administrative assistant - ed) to do the work for you, she does the job and you're not a dick, I tell you here if you do you do as an interpreter as an interpreter, the secretary is useless and I will fire you (among other things is Haitian) "

ottoeventisei the first minutes of morning.
to that, as toads, it is getting your ass to 10000 miles away from home for three months

admin burst into tears, and insisted the head in the attack continued.

fortunately.

if the admin was not a frog, she would get up quietly and would open in two the head of the mission coordinator, or at least would have done so myself, reminding her that if every blow which has the hormones out of phase would use the money cash paid 30 cm de Cock Haiti.

thank goodness I'm not the admin.

but the logistics (such as Chinese) expects that the corpse of the enemy on the river flow.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

What Is The Biggest Shark Ever Recorded

resignation, desks and iguanodons

people coming, people going, amphibian giving his resignation, capemissioni arriving without speaking a word of French.

the calm and quiet left my body this morning of holiday haitiese ('na party every twenty days, fuck ciavranno to celebrate ....)

but should be provided the first description of the logistics of the desk, or myself :
question of white plastic rectangular table.
reigns over the chaos, a chaos useful and operationally perfect, despite the coexistence of objects as diverse
- a laptop siemens
- an external hard drive
- many USB sticks
- headset
- notepads
- diaries
different - lighter
-
matches - a construction helmet
- a radio modem
- a pair of radio + magazine
- a satellite phone
- a GPS
- telemetry walking
-
tape measure from 50 meters - meters
-
level - 2 inch pipe fittings
- 2 inch tap
- Teflon
-
tape - a geologist's hammer
- pliers. pliers and wire
- UPS
- power
- Business
visit - map of port au prince
-
camera - camera
- classificatory with shipping documents and goods receipt notes
- hammer drill
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pickup keys - keys to the truck
-
invoices - receipts
- good Order
- a packet of ginger biscuits
- a plastic Iguanodon named Hermes


everything carefully in any order.

naturally frigid and inert that thing which is the new head disapproves.

and this morning dropped to just make me coffee and put some basic things that I found in my desk in a special box (radio, satellite, telemetry, teflon tape ....).

transcended, oh, if transcended.

everything back in its place. but I sovvennero issues.

Based in Rome Select a person to make the coordination of the project.
the context of reference is Haiti, the official languages \u200b\u200bof French and Creole. She speaks broken English
a mixed Portuguese and Italian (the English seem to Alberto Sordi in an American in Rome)

she should be the country representative of the NGO, treating institutional relations, go to the official meetings, speak in Based on these guidelines project.

admin myself and bring it around (because it does not drive), translate, write official letters.

no longer able to carry out the fieldwork for simple lack of time (which it ends up babysitting your head).

this led the admin to resign.

Ah, inter alia, she takes three times my salary.

other nice things is that the character tries to speak French, with ridiculous results, leading to confusion and misunderstanding with the blacks of high rank, such as education minister, who then one of us must find a remedy diplomatically ( usually with public sprinkle ashes on his head).


cooperating with many preparations and that linguists are around why the fuck have sent a frigid fifties, hippies and homeopath who does not speak French? (The question is repetitive, I understand)


but it is obvious, why is a friend of the Deputy Director of the NGO and why is ready to do exactly what he asks without question the place of Rome.

(among other things does not buy the multinationals, he believes that the earthquake was caused by an American in a phantom "seismic weapons, refuses to talk with the military ....)

leccaculo disguised as a protester .

I've always said that the hippies are killed by small.