Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Belleville On Motorcycle Salvage

and then there's the exercise of power

Take a person, give her the power in any form and you will get the repayment of all his frustrations in the exercise of power.

this happens because the exercise of power often comes after years of swallowing toads and other amphibians, have too much invested in working life, then he drank a few beers, played little tresette fucked and even less cooperation in the person

that the coordination of the mission has a decision-making career choices in relation to any officer not above the same level expatriate.

so many coordinators of the mission make up for the lack of a social life, sex, play through the mere exercise of power.

imagine that you get as a leader in a difficult environment to coordinate the people who are already on the field for several months and who know the context better than you.

in this case we would say "tight ass and eyes open," because it is a delicate matter, we must be careful not to disturb equilibrium, to listen, to see, gradually impose their point of view (as it should be for a head) Not claim the right to the last word (it is assumed that the last word is the head, there is no need to stress)

course, all this did not happen.

"I want to see how it worked"
"The administrative assistant is useless"
"You have to translate, because I do not speak French"
"with the UN I do not want nothing to do" (we work on a mandate from UNICEF-ed)
"I do not eat your American stuff, I eat healthy, I'm not the money in the kitty "(the first beer paid for by me touching you hand ex-na)

after days of quiet accumulation finally came the storm.

At 8:26 of Tuesday, June 8, 2010 I was still with coffee in hand, at a computer to play monkey island.

chewing the cookies came out facing the head admin:

"you because you've taken the secretary (administrative assistant - ed) to do the work for you, she does the job and you're not a dick, I tell you here if you do you do as an interpreter as an interpreter, the secretary is useless and I will fire you (among other things is Haitian) "

ottoeventisei the first minutes of morning.
to that, as toads, it is getting your ass to 10000 miles away from home for three months

admin burst into tears, and insisted the head in the attack continued.

fortunately.

if the admin was not a frog, she would get up quietly and would open in two the head of the mission coordinator, or at least would have done so myself, reminding her that if every blow which has the hormones out of phase would use the money cash paid 30 cm de Cock Haiti.

thank goodness I'm not the admin.

but the logistics (such as Chinese) expects that the corpse of the enemy on the river flow.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

What Is The Biggest Shark Ever Recorded

resignation, desks and iguanodons

people coming, people going, amphibian giving his resignation, capemissioni arriving without speaking a word of French.

the calm and quiet left my body this morning of holiday haitiese ('na party every twenty days, fuck ciavranno to celebrate ....)

but should be provided the first description of the logistics of the desk, or myself :
question of white plastic rectangular table.
reigns over the chaos, a chaos useful and operationally perfect, despite the coexistence of objects as diverse
- a laptop siemens
- an external hard drive
- many USB sticks
- headset
- notepads
- diaries
different - lighter
-
matches - a construction helmet
- a radio modem
- a pair of radio + magazine
- a satellite phone
- a GPS
- telemetry walking
-
tape measure from 50 meters - meters
-
level - 2 inch pipe fittings
- 2 inch tap
- Teflon
-
tape - a geologist's hammer
- pliers. pliers and wire
- UPS
- power
- Business
visit - map of port au prince
-
camera - camera
- classificatory with shipping documents and goods receipt notes
- hammer drill
-
pickup keys - keys to the truck
-
invoices - receipts
- good Order
- a packet of ginger biscuits
- a plastic Iguanodon named Hermes


everything carefully in any order.

naturally frigid and inert that thing which is the new head disapproves.

and this morning dropped to just make me coffee and put some basic things that I found in my desk in a special box (radio, satellite, telemetry, teflon tape ....).

transcended, oh, if transcended.

everything back in its place. but I sovvennero issues.

Based in Rome Select a person to make the coordination of the project.
the context of reference is Haiti, the official languages \u200b\u200bof French and Creole. She speaks broken English
a mixed Portuguese and Italian (the English seem to Alberto Sordi in an American in Rome)

she should be the country representative of the NGO, treating institutional relations, go to the official meetings, speak in Based on these guidelines project.

admin myself and bring it around (because it does not drive), translate, write official letters.

no longer able to carry out the fieldwork for simple lack of time (which it ends up babysitting your head).

this led the admin to resign.

Ah, inter alia, she takes three times my salary.

other nice things is that the character tries to speak French, with ridiculous results, leading to confusion and misunderstanding with the blacks of high rank, such as education minister, who then one of us must find a remedy diplomatically ( usually with public sprinkle ashes on his head).


cooperating with many preparations and that linguists are around why the fuck have sent a frigid fifties, hippies and homeopath who does not speak French? (The question is repetitive, I understand)


but it is obvious, why is a friend of the Deputy Director of the NGO and why is ready to do exactly what he asks without question the place of Rome.

(among other things does not buy the multinationals, he believes that the earthquake was caused by an American in a phantom "seismic weapons, refuses to talk with the military ....)

leccaculo disguised as a protester .

I've always said that the hippies are killed by small.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

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the discreet charm of the bourgeoisie

no, the title has nothing to do with the content.
Sunday morning is already hard to get up usually out of bed, if you then have to do to early to go pick up the new Head of Mission arrives at the airport at half past eight, and even worse.
the night before then if there was an American called pool party in which the consumption of cubic meters of alcohol was only slightly lower consumption in cubic meters of air you breathe, on Sunday morning becomes inevitably a bad day.

Port au Prince airport, a hangar, an output, a gate, one flight per day.

then acknowledge the new head should not be a problem.
and it is not.
The problem is that the head is not new, is old.

when we see appropinquarsi something low and hairy with glasses and the air surly man who barks against the suitcases, we realize that when you reach the end of the well, we still have to dig.

taken, welcomed, lodged in the house, the first mission briefings (Sunday afternoon).


find themselves, in order, the following things:
- does not speak a word of French (he lied to an interview? Is a conspiracy of fate? Learn quickly? Are deficient in Rome?)
- has the mission of "faces bill" (to put it to Sergio Boris)

what "invoice"?


when an organization enters development cooperation in an emergency project, it is very unlikely to be able to make a decent emergency response.
is a matter of approach.

emergency if you arrive with a team of people setting up camps and distribute aid and they forgot the medium to long-term fallout of their work.

cooperation if you walk the first three months of talking with various committees of the community to prioritize the work and then develop a long-term strategy that allows you to make as much as possible for beneficiaries without making itself into a slot machine spewing humanitarian aid.

and one.

two:

field if you send a team of three people to make child protection do not ever spend 70% of funds in the first six months.
the field of child protection is the penniless losers:
-
need no money - no need to structure
- no need to

material must only employ local staff, set up three four protected areas for children (recreation centers, counseling centers. .) and then you can safely live in frustration. (And to make a deck tarallo to bring home the day)

three: if you

reconstruction of public schools in Haiti, I doubt that you will spend your money before a year, binds to a European bureaucracy efficiency African situation and get the reconstruction in Haiti: the first
8-10 months to forget even to define the site area.

therefore
Famme bill touches
fleecing us to act otherwise deaf
ass pound


who wrote the draft?
who did the budget?
who came for a visit on the ground in late March?

here.

home.

Sisi, the See of Rome, who wrote the project with the donor, and that he knew in March that they would not have spent all the money now, for the type of program chosen.

then:

change of plans, from tomorrow to pick up all debris and to buy anything for anyone who wants it.

- Negro! The want to ski?
- But ghe ge cows?
- Negro, take their skis, and a grant of act!


- You want a multipurpose center here?
- really would be my garden
- er ecchete multipurpose center, tie, thanks
- but why?
- I invoice

here.


capamissione the new year has 48.
when one has 48 years and still does freelance work as this there is something va.in her.

dedicated to natural medicine, homeopathy.
crystals, flower power, Theatre of the Oppressed, tai chi, all featuring a personality strongly rational, pragmatic. exactly what you need in an environment like this.

and, above all, talk too much.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

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good reasons for making majolica.

The working context, decision-making autonomy, flexibility of time, work that is not being behind a counter or behind a desk.
these are the reasons that justify the work as cooperating.

at closely are the same reasons that justify the work of majolica.
then, at this point, you might as well be armed with Cucchiara, glue, tiles and go play in the toilets of the world.

What causes this highly philosophical reflection?
must first have an idea of \u200b\u200bwhat forces are at play in the colorful Caribbean island of Hispaniola.

is the government, almost legitimately recognized by the people, but not quite entitled to govern the third poorest country in the world.
the government exercises its functions through the ministries. between these ministries is the ministry of education, which should have an idea of \u200b\u200bwhat happens in schools in the country.
shame that only 18% of schools are public, the rest is managed by religious congregations or (at best) or by private citizens who make up their own private business (with input from humanitarian agencies and families of students).

for orphanages is more or less the same thing (information will be kept in mind that later).

The government is backed by an international mission called United Nations MINUSTAH (TOURISTAH for the natives, hence it is clear his credibility), which should serve to stabilize the country.
MINUSTAH to work alongside the various UN agencies, WFP, FAO, OCHA, and UNICEF in particular.

UNICEF deals with education and children, the Ministry of Education as well, so here's the two parties work together.
to support UNICEF's work one hundred NGOs, working to do what the government promises unicef.

and so far nothing abnormal.

The problem of port au prince is the traffic.

but this time not about code or quotes johnny toothpick.
The problem of port au prince is the trafficking of children for use in international adoptions.
all begins in orphanages, where leading officials complacent rich Americans who chose the child (and compratolo for a fair amount), turn to your embassy to obtain visas and permits (which embassy knows that the sale of children is a practice illegal).

UNICEF mandate is to counter this practice, a practice that has the connivance of government and embassies, or the same entities that require the intervention of UNICEF and finance.

happens that a UNICEF officer is able to intercept traffic for the event.
happens that this official, at his own expense, do a search in disguise at the orphanages of the city (over 400). It happens that
able to document hundreds of cases of abuse, violence and exploitation.
happens to do a file as its own
leaders who so happens to get a copy of the MINUSTAH
happens that MINUSTAH is concerned by the case and wishes to establish a task force made to ascertain facts and responsibilities
happens that UNICEF is not agree
unicef \u200b\u200bprefer to keep it that good government
happens that the official is sacked

Now those officials has apparently found a private Swiss foundation that finances the survey, in isolation by the United Nations, governments and NGOs in this swamp to shoot live.


And maybe next time, before buying the rag doll UNICEF to help children, you will think twice.