Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Free Blue Prints For Rabbit Hutch
flag of the first month, the march towards a healthy approach to racism goes smoothly.
racism not only intercontinental, but simply cross-border, as well as the frustrated housewife syndrome.
diagnosis is due to the rituals of everyday moments rizollamento, rizollamento is called the time of the break from work, usually around Aetto the evening, when our physical craving a cold beer, preferably sitting on the terrace.
is a brief moment that preccede shower and processing the evening dinner table.
rizollamento another moment of bitter would be the first to go to bed, but this covers already more than alcoholism.
still the problem of racism across borders (which also flows into gender segregation) was signed in the attitude of the board more or less every day in preparing an edible dinner that would give a semblance of humanity to the events of the Caribbean daily work.
so it's critical the choice of ingredients and cooking methods of the same (usually acts to constitute the mysterious dishes with exotic names: amatriciana, carbonara, pollocoipeperoni ....).
it happens that one of expatriates living in the house is a batracide female and French nationality who plays the pompous serving as a director (ignore the fact that what a journal is a lateral thinking that only interpret as malicious incompetence).
svolgerre addition to this function, there is a complete lack of physical coordination, which leads inevitably to affect the balance of static objects placed on flat surfaces, as well as to disturb the surface tension of liquids in containers, whether water, oil or coffee.
but above
CALA COLD WATER DOUGH
here, this would not have happened.
now constitutes much as an enemy to be killed, not to look like a condisccendenza from its ability to drink coffee without a run on the walls.
these episodes are the ones that put in jeopardy the sanity of the writer, especially if the writer is forced to sweat seven shirts to explain that to make the pizza is not enough water and flour, but it would also need the yeast (and Now the damned French can also take their baguette, hide it under his armpit and go and take a ride).
alongside these other episodes do occur.
we went walking around the car, when suddenly a light was lit, a bright light, as red as the lips of his beloved, rossacome the fire of passion, but the smoke was not the fire of passion burned but the head that caused leakage of oil, brought the car to be unwitting guardian of a work of postmodern art consisted of a uniform block of metal, plastic and wires that were once an engine, a gearbox, a differential.
then we went from having a mere means of transport to keep a valuable sculpture (contained in what he called the impure body).
but as our love of art close to zero, we have shamefully decided to tow the car to the workshop for a room resuscitation attempt that ended with premature destruction.
to relax the mind and then I started to the lovely village of smurfs where, finally, with a cold beer in hand, I participated in an initiation rite (a meeting of elected officials) on the murky issue of logistics, that's funny little men in blue logcluster call (which seems a brand of laxative)
in this banquet of elected devoted mostly to self-view of the difficulty to work with blacks in the Caribbean, became the most optimistic that an announcement greeted with a "golly" the more pissed off with a "pig / a. ... (insert the name of a deity of your choice)."
for the next two weeks, the far-sighted government haitese foresaw a difficulty with the procurement of fuels, since, raising in excess of the customs duties, no more shit discharged to the ground, especially in the bunkers.
here and begs the ontological question before eschatological
"but without the mica comb the dolls?"
Friday, April 9, 2010
Brazilian Waz Before After
AGGGIRE (3-G makes more)
It all started in a dark and stormy night, when the Eagle came down houses, churches and barracks.
aall'emergenza The response was prompt and efficient (to toast Night palazzinari aside) but it was the hunting ground of thousands of civil protection associations, parishes, scouts .... The merry
solidarity sms went straight to the Council of Ministers, then they turned to the civil protection department will reimburse the volunteers who cooked from time to time, removing corpses from the rubble, tresette playing with old men.
and someone has gained.
more precisely gnawing all have medium to large NGOs, which was not credited with civil protection, they had to be satisfied with crumbs in the Abruzzo earthquake.
these NGOs have thought that once would have remained frigates, but the lesson learned, woe to miss an opportunity siimile in the future.
Hence the creation of a consortium of nearly all the Italian NGO was given the pompous name of the Italian Agency Emergency Response. The ACT
problem of this consortium is that none of the actors who are part of has an emergency response, nor an adequate logistics base, or experience in the field (including the Italian branches of battleships as Save the Children and ActionAid)
In the Italian civil protection emergency stuff is at least 15 years.
Then on January 12 an earthquake measuring 6.8 Richter scale sparse on the ground the two major cities of Haiti, making 300,000 dead.
Italian Civil Protection has not appropriated funds for a massive intervention to 10000 km from Rome, is disgraced all the money in the plan homes and massages Bertolaso.
the gay sms solidarity are then diverted to act, which accumulates in a week to € 14 million to meet the emergency.
the money is divided among the nine organizations that intervene in Haiti, although none of them (except Save the Children and ActionAid Cesvi) has never done anything in Haiti.
one million and two each organization, the money must be used for emergency response and must be spent within twelve months from the date of the event.
the problem is that all organizations are NGOs that are cooperation, not emergency response, so do not have the human and material resources necessary to put in place the tools necessary to respond to an emergency of this magnitude.
for the series: no We have vehicles, tents, diggers, field hospitals, mobile stations, mobile kitchens. (All of which, incidentally, the Civil Protection)
we only link between the UN and the population
practice in allocating aid on behalf of UNICEF.
and some cooperation project secretly slipped between the lines of the budget (which is the only work that really knows how to do) ...
hence the need to remove the debris with a shovel and bucket.
It all started in a dark and stormy night, when the Eagle came down houses, churches and barracks.
aall'emergenza The response was prompt and efficient (to toast Night palazzinari aside) but it was the hunting ground of thousands of civil protection associations, parishes, scouts .... The merry
solidarity sms went straight to the Council of Ministers, then they turned to the civil protection department will reimburse the volunteers who cooked from time to time, removing corpses from the rubble, tresette playing with old men.
and someone has gained.
more precisely gnawing all have medium to large NGOs, which was not credited with civil protection, they had to be satisfied with crumbs in the Abruzzo earthquake.
these NGOs have thought that once would have remained frigates, but the lesson learned, woe to miss an opportunity siimile in the future.
Hence the creation of a consortium of nearly all the Italian NGO was given the pompous name of the Italian Agency Emergency Response. The ACT
problem of this consortium is that none of the actors who are part of has an emergency response, nor an adequate logistics base, or experience in the field (including the Italian branches of battleships as Save the Children and ActionAid)
In the Italian civil protection emergency stuff is at least 15 years.
Then on January 12 an earthquake measuring 6.8 Richter scale sparse on the ground the two major cities of Haiti, making 300,000 dead.
Italian Civil Protection has not appropriated funds for a massive intervention to 10000 km from Rome, is disgraced all the money in the plan homes and massages Bertolaso.
the gay sms solidarity are then diverted to act, which accumulates in a week to € 14 million to meet the emergency.
the money is divided among the nine organizations that intervene in Haiti, although none of them (except Save the Children and ActionAid Cesvi) has never done anything in Haiti.
one million and two each organization, the money must be used for emergency response and must be spent within twelve months from the date of the event.
the problem is that all organizations are NGOs that are cooperation, not emergency response, so do not have the human and material resources necessary to put in place the tools necessary to respond to an emergency of this magnitude.
for the series: no We have vehicles, tents, diggers, field hospitals, mobile stations, mobile kitchens. (All of which, incidentally, the Civil Protection)
we only link between the UN and the population
practice in allocating aid on behalf of UNICEF.
and some cooperation project secretly slipped between the lines of the budget (which is the only work that really knows how to do) ...
hence the need to remove the debris with a shovel and bucket.
Monday, April 5, 2010
Cruising Spots In Maryland
alarm clock and coffee, shaving and bidet, which soon lose the tram ...
fantozziane on the notes will start the routine tropical-Caribbean.
eyes of accaccolati after Easter, our heroes on the morning of Easter Monday, climbing on the bed of pickup and start a session negropuffica (then coordinated by the United Nations and the Ministry of Education) on the reconstruction of schools.
The truth is that it is then that our heroes were many, were not more than one, two if we count the imaginary friend.
in a hidden corner of the city stagliasi the imposing building of the ministry.
since it is a meeting on the reconstruction, our (one) aspettavansi a jumble of engineers, architects and various consultants.
and in fact the sabbath negropuffico was conducted by a psychologist Korean thirty UNICEF, which immediately gave him a cut (the veins) for low operating at the meeting.
almost three months after the earthquake, UNICEF has not yet a complete list of schools, even the ministry, so basically there are several hundred architects and engineers who graze in the village of smurfs eat peanuts without really knowing what to do, with plots under the arms like a baguette. informed sources say that men spend more time staring at the asses of uninhibited young interns and the various United Nations agencies, a practice understandable, but that the suspect is not worth the salary of a professional away (it would be cheaper to send under the faculty of letters, if they want to look at asses, but so be it vulgar and sexist). At the end of
Sabbath negropuffico the situation was as follows:
- someone would send a list of schools
- the Haitian Ministry of Education (!) would prepare the seismic standard to be applied in newly built schools.
intelligently psicopuffa suggested to entrust the Haitian Ministry quality checks on construction sites of reconstruction. Haiti
being one of the most corrupt states Orbe terraqueous Smurf is concerned that the Korean has won his seat at the United Nations with the points of the shell.
then:
hundred European professionals will design earthquake-resistant schools (paid for by the cheerful solidarity sms) criteria seismic Haitians (who have long tradition and effective in the prevention of earthquakes), controlled by Haitian officials who certify the quality of the works (not at all exposed to corruption).
...
so the next earthquake will provide jobs for thousands of aid workers who will rebuild the schools rebuilt, otherwise might dig up the land in their countries of origin (which would not make a penny of damage)
gripped by doubts existential, with the final designs approved and work in progress to tender, our (one) if returned home, I decided to begin the work, since most of the NGOs has already identified the schools, done feasibility studies , obtained permission from local authorities and contracted firms.
psicopuffi of the face (which in 15 years of mission in Haiti 8000 salaried officials and at the same time allow the Haitian government to rubbish most of the pil-made for the 80% loan-in the EU and U.S. armed forces.
is not hypocritical to work for the coca-cola (but I've already written)
fantozziane on the notes will start the routine tropical-Caribbean.
eyes of accaccolati after Easter, our heroes on the morning of Easter Monday, climbing on the bed of pickup and start a session negropuffica (then coordinated by the United Nations and the Ministry of Education) on the reconstruction of schools.
The truth is that it is then that our heroes were many, were not more than one, two if we count the imaginary friend.
in a hidden corner of the city stagliasi the imposing building of the ministry.
since it is a meeting on the reconstruction, our (one) aspettavansi a jumble of engineers, architects and various consultants.
and in fact the sabbath negropuffico was conducted by a psychologist Korean thirty UNICEF, which immediately gave him a cut (the veins) for low operating at the meeting.
almost three months after the earthquake, UNICEF has not yet a complete list of schools, even the ministry, so basically there are several hundred architects and engineers who graze in the village of smurfs eat peanuts without really knowing what to do, with plots under the arms like a baguette. informed sources say that men spend more time staring at the asses of uninhibited young interns and the various United Nations agencies, a practice understandable, but that the suspect is not worth the salary of a professional away (it would be cheaper to send under the faculty of letters, if they want to look at asses, but so be it vulgar and sexist). At the end of
Sabbath negropuffico the situation was as follows:
- someone would send a list of schools
- the Haitian Ministry of Education (!) would prepare the seismic standard to be applied in newly built schools.
intelligently psicopuffa suggested to entrust the Haitian Ministry quality checks on construction sites of reconstruction. Haiti
being one of the most corrupt states Orbe terraqueous Smurf is concerned that the Korean has won his seat at the United Nations with the points of the shell.
then:
hundred European professionals will design earthquake-resistant schools (paid for by the cheerful solidarity sms) criteria seismic Haitians (who have long tradition and effective in the prevention of earthquakes), controlled by Haitian officials who certify the quality of the works (not at all exposed to corruption).
...
so the next earthquake will provide jobs for thousands of aid workers who will rebuild the schools rebuilt, otherwise might dig up the land in their countries of origin (which would not make a penny of damage)
gripped by doubts existential, with the final designs approved and work in progress to tender, our (one) if returned home, I decided to begin the work, since most of the NGOs has already identified the schools, done feasibility studies , obtained permission from local authorities and contracted firms.
psicopuffi of the face (which in 15 years of mission in Haiti 8000 salaried officials and at the same time allow the Haitian government to rubbish most of the pil-made for the 80% loan-in the EU and U.S. armed forces.
is not hypocritical to work for the coca-cola (but I've already written)
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Golden Desert Eagle Airsoft
generators & smadonnamenti
Abstract:
all emergencies in support costs to advance office and staff are at or above the total for beneficiaries . this applies to Abruzzo, tsunamis and of course Haiti.
for our home-church-barracks-office pay $ 3500 per month, which makes it enormously enrich the already wealthy landlord.
Our heroes did not know that the area is free from every form of electricity, and pulling a living by dint of the generator and batteries.
a dark and stormy night our dined were based mango rice and beans, the meal of the gods (like nectar and ambrosia, but definitely below matriciana and sarcicce), when a sudden darkness fell on them.
was perhaps a voodoo curse?
was perhaps the revenge of Hades?
was perhaps the revenge of Enel (the voodoo god of light and the bill)? No
was the generator of China that was blowing, making the soul to God (or Buddha, depends on the area of \u200b\u200bmanufacture)
our then remained in the dark for two nights and a day spent their time smoking the calumet (which in local language is called camel light) and singing auspicious songs (the most famous of which was "Osteria Vatican, "mysterious dirge Creole exotic flavor).
the next day armed themselves with checkbook (invincible weapon) and went to the temple of the god Honda to pay their respects and ask for the grace of a generator.
God sent them by the god Kutoba Honda, who said prayers and did materialize a 7 kw diesel generator, but only after the requirement valuable check.
victorious return to our home, having expenditure that confronted the owner, dressed in flip flops sun, to suggest that perhaps, given the low price is not just the rent, would be a good thing that the generator had not been included in China.
owner practiced the ancient ritual of washing of hands, yours truly practiced the ancient ritual of the Italic "tenedevidannà ffanculotettuttilimortaccituaedequellatroiadetumadre" that it was no harbor, but great satisfaction in the heart of the onlookers.
Meanwhile grazed to see if our friends in the slum had started cleaning up the streets paid for by the contribution from the pockets of many viewers who saw the dead negroes, sent sms solidarity.
had begun
frantic pace but not really started.
dicimo that their pace of work (3 hours a day, half-empty carts and various prayers) in 2754 will be cleaned two to three lanes.
satisfactions of life.
Abstract:
all emergencies in support costs to advance office and staff are at or above the total for beneficiaries . this applies to Abruzzo, tsunamis and of course Haiti.
for our home-church-barracks-office pay $ 3500 per month, which makes it enormously enrich the already wealthy landlord.
Our heroes did not know that the area is free from every form of electricity, and pulling a living by dint of the generator and batteries.
a dark and stormy night our dined were based mango rice and beans, the meal of the gods (like nectar and ambrosia, but definitely below matriciana and sarcicce), when a sudden darkness fell on them.
was perhaps a voodoo curse?
was perhaps the revenge of Hades?
was perhaps the revenge of Enel (the voodoo god of light and the bill)? No
was the generator of China that was blowing, making the soul to God (or Buddha, depends on the area of \u200b\u200bmanufacture)
our then remained in the dark for two nights and a day spent their time smoking the calumet (which in local language is called camel light) and singing auspicious songs (the most famous of which was "Osteria Vatican, "mysterious dirge Creole exotic flavor).
the next day armed themselves with checkbook (invincible weapon) and went to the temple of the god Honda to pay their respects and ask for the grace of a generator.
God sent them by the god Kutoba Honda, who said prayers and did materialize a 7 kw diesel generator, but only after the requirement valuable check.
victorious return to our home, having expenditure that confronted the owner, dressed in flip flops sun, to suggest that perhaps, given the low price is not just the rent, would be a good thing that the generator had not been included in China.
owner practiced the ancient ritual of washing of hands, yours truly practiced the ancient ritual of the Italic "tenedevidannà ffanculotettuttilimortaccituaedequellatroiadetumadre" that it was no harbor, but great satisfaction in the heart of the onlookers.
Meanwhile grazed to see if our friends in the slum had started cleaning up the streets paid for by the contribution from the pockets of many viewers who saw the dead negroes, sent sms solidarity.
had begun
frantic pace but not really started.
dicimo that their pace of work (3 hours a day, half-empty carts and various prayers) in 2754 will be cleaned two to three lanes.
satisfactions of life.
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