Monday, April 5, 2010

Cruising Spots In Maryland

alarm clock and coffee, shaving and bidet, which soon lose the tram ...

fantozziane on the notes will start the routine tropical-Caribbean.

eyes of accaccolati after Easter, our heroes on the morning of Easter Monday, climbing on the bed of pickup and start a session negropuffica (then coordinated by the United Nations and the Ministry of Education) on the reconstruction of schools.
The truth is that it is then that our heroes were many, were not more than one, two if we count the imaginary friend.

in a hidden corner of the city stagliasi the imposing building of the ministry.
since it is a meeting on the reconstruction, our (one) aspettavansi a jumble of engineers, architects and various consultants.

and in fact the sabbath negropuffico was conducted by a psychologist Korean thirty UNICEF, which immediately gave him a cut (the veins) for low operating at the meeting.

almost three months after the earthquake, UNICEF has not yet a complete list of schools, even the ministry, so basically there are several hundred architects and engineers who graze in the village of smurfs eat peanuts without really knowing what to do, with plots under the arms like a baguette. informed sources say that men spend more time staring at the asses of uninhibited young interns and the various United Nations agencies, a practice understandable, but that the suspect is not worth the salary of a professional away (it would be cheaper to send under the faculty of letters, if they want to look at asses, but so be it vulgar and sexist). At the end of

Sabbath negropuffico the situation was as follows:
- someone would send a list of schools
- the Haitian Ministry of Education (!) would prepare the seismic standard to be applied in newly built schools.

intelligently psicopuffa suggested to entrust the Haitian Ministry quality checks on construction sites of reconstruction. Haiti
being one of the most corrupt states Orbe terraqueous Smurf is concerned that the Korean has won his seat at the United Nations with the points of the shell.
then:
hundred European professionals will design earthquake-resistant schools (paid for by the cheerful solidarity sms) criteria seismic Haitians (who have long tradition and effective in the prevention of earthquakes), controlled by Haitian officials who certify the quality of the works (not at all exposed to corruption).

...


so the next earthquake will provide jobs for thousands of aid workers who will rebuild the schools rebuilt, otherwise might dig up the land in their countries of origin (which would not make a penny of damage)


gripped by doubts existential, with the final designs approved and work in progress to tender, our (one) if returned home, I decided to begin the work, since most of the NGOs has already identified the schools, done feasibility studies , obtained permission from local authorities and contracted firms.

psicopuffi of the face (which in 15 years of mission in Haiti 8000 salaried officials and at the same time allow the Haitian government to rubbish most of the pil-made for the 80% loan-in the EU and U.S. armed forces.

is not hypocritical to work for the coca-cola (but I've already written)

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