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This year we are in Tokyo for Christmas but the famous lights of Japanese capitalism continue to hit us even thousands of miles away. An example?




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Here's to you all Rachel's and my new literary, artistic, editorial and cuisine.
Written by Rachel spotacciata by me, supervised by Eva and Luke, and several friends.
Of course if you want to buy it does not offend us (many have taken for him to make a Christmas present to their worst enemies). What
expatriate in Paris who are ok, and I also the artist (pfft!) but we do not want to end up like Modigliani, tubercular and died of hunger ... I've also a rasteghino touch bae).
And if you do not understand French ... Look at the pictures.

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... but that of the carrot?

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brief interlude - about the night walks. Security in Japan.


Japan is one of the safest countries in the world. The only way to get to be bothered by some drunk, in the end you just do not watch either. E 'possible to walk anywhere at 3 am with expensive watches and a pile of money in hand without any risk. It may seem an exaggeration but these are the facts, it is must see to better understand.

petty crime rate is so low, however different with regard to organized crime. In Japan, the Yakuza is deeply rooted and is not hidden either: they have their place, complete with placards in front, and are not bothered by the police, this also contributes to public policy because the Yakuza (and pay).
such a low rate of petty crime is actually due to three factors:

1) the Japanese police is very strict and authoritarian. They can, for example, hold a suspect up to 90 days without a lawyer.

2) the macrocriminalità, as also mentioned some top row, imposes order and stops the petty crime. It 's a contradiction, but it is.

3) the average standard of living is high then statistically the need to commit crimes is low.


Regarding major crimes such as murder, remember that Japan is still in force, unfortunately, the death penalty.
by hanging.

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And I also know that I have cloned the ATM.

console ourselves Pilcher with the sublime (the Vernacoliere).

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and then there's the exercise of power

Take a person, give her the power in any form and you will get the repayment of all his frustrations in the exercise of power.

this happens because the exercise of power often comes after years of swallowing toads and other amphibians, have too much invested in working life, then he drank a few beers, played little tresette fucked and even less cooperation in the person

that the coordination of the mission has a decision-making career choices in relation to any officer not above the same level expatriate.

so many coordinators of the mission make up for the lack of a social life, sex, play through the mere exercise of power.

imagine that you get as a leader in a difficult environment to coordinate the people who are already on the field for several months and who know the context better than you.

in this case we would say "tight ass and eyes open," because it is a delicate matter, we must be careful not to disturb equilibrium, to listen, to see, gradually impose their point of view (as it should be for a head) Not claim the right to the last word (it is assumed that the last word is the head, there is no need to stress)

course, all this did not happen.

"I want to see how it worked"
"The administrative assistant is useless"
"You have to translate, because I do not speak French"
"with the UN I do not want nothing to do" (we work on a mandate from UNICEF-ed)
"I do not eat your American stuff, I eat healthy, I'm not the money in the kitty "(the first beer paid for by me touching you hand ex-na)

after days of quiet accumulation finally came the storm.

At 8:26 of Tuesday, June 8, 2010 I was still with coffee in hand, at a computer to play monkey island.

chewing the cookies came out facing the head admin:

"you because you've taken the secretary (administrative assistant - ed) to do the work for you, she does the job and you're not a dick, I tell you here if you do you do as an interpreter as an interpreter, the secretary is useless and I will fire you (among other things is Haitian) "

ottoeventisei the first minutes of morning.
to that, as toads, it is getting your ass to 10000 miles away from home for three months

admin burst into tears, and insisted the head in the attack continued.

fortunately.

if the admin was not a frog, she would get up quietly and would open in two the head of the mission coordinator, or at least would have done so myself, reminding her that if every blow which has the hormones out of phase would use the money cash paid 30 cm de Cock Haiti.

thank goodness I'm not the admin.

but the logistics (such as Chinese) expects that the corpse of the enemy on the river flow.

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resignation, desks and iguanodons

people coming, people going, amphibian giving his resignation, capemissioni arriving without speaking a word of French.

the calm and quiet left my body this morning of holiday haitiese ('na party every twenty days, fuck ciavranno to celebrate ....)

but should be provided the first description of the logistics of the desk, or myself :
question of white plastic rectangular table.
reigns over the chaos, a chaos useful and operationally perfect, despite the coexistence of objects as diverse
- a laptop siemens
- an external hard drive
- many USB sticks
- headset
- notepads
- diaries
different - lighter
-
matches - a construction helmet
- a radio modem
- a pair of radio + magazine
- a satellite phone
- a GPS
- telemetry walking
-
tape measure from 50 meters - meters
-
level - 2 inch pipe fittings
- 2 inch tap
- Teflon
-
tape - a geologist's hammer
- pliers. pliers and wire
- UPS
- power
- Business
visit - map of port au prince
-
camera - camera
- classificatory with shipping documents and goods receipt notes
- hammer drill
-
pickup keys - keys to the truck
-
invoices - receipts
- good Order
- a packet of ginger biscuits
- a plastic Iguanodon named Hermes


everything carefully in any order.

naturally frigid and inert that thing which is the new head disapproves.

and this morning dropped to just make me coffee and put some basic things that I found in my desk in a special box (radio, satellite, telemetry, teflon tape ....).

transcended, oh, if transcended.

everything back in its place. but I sovvennero issues.

Based in Rome Select a person to make the coordination of the project.
the context of reference is Haiti, the official languages \u200b\u200bof French and Creole. She speaks broken English
a mixed Portuguese and Italian (the English seem to Alberto Sordi in an American in Rome)

she should be the country representative of the NGO, treating institutional relations, go to the official meetings, speak in Based on these guidelines project.

admin myself and bring it around (because it does not drive), translate, write official letters.

no longer able to carry out the fieldwork for simple lack of time (which it ends up babysitting your head).

this led the admin to resign.

Ah, inter alia, she takes three times my salary.

other nice things is that the character tries to speak French, with ridiculous results, leading to confusion and misunderstanding with the blacks of high rank, such as education minister, who then one of us must find a remedy diplomatically ( usually with public sprinkle ashes on his head).


cooperating with many preparations and that linguists are around why the fuck have sent a frigid fifties, hippies and homeopath who does not speak French? (The question is repetitive, I understand)


but it is obvious, why is a friend of the Deputy Director of the NGO and why is ready to do exactly what he asks without question the place of Rome.

(among other things does not buy the multinationals, he believes that the earthquake was caused by an American in a phantom "seismic weapons, refuses to talk with the military ....)

leccaculo disguised as a protester .

I've always said that the hippies are killed by small.

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the discreet charm of the bourgeoisie

no, the title has nothing to do with the content.
Sunday morning is already hard to get up usually out of bed, if you then have to do to early to go pick up the new Head of Mission arrives at the airport at half past eight, and even worse.
the night before then if there was an American called pool party in which the consumption of cubic meters of alcohol was only slightly lower consumption in cubic meters of air you breathe, on Sunday morning becomes inevitably a bad day.

Port au Prince airport, a hangar, an output, a gate, one flight per day.

then acknowledge the new head should not be a problem.
and it is not.
The problem is that the head is not new, is old.

when we see appropinquarsi something low and hairy with glasses and the air surly man who barks against the suitcases, we realize that when you reach the end of the well, we still have to dig.

taken, welcomed, lodged in the house, the first mission briefings (Sunday afternoon).


find themselves, in order, the following things:
- does not speak a word of French (he lied to an interview? Is a conspiracy of fate? Learn quickly? Are deficient in Rome?)
- has the mission of "faces bill" (to put it to Sergio Boris)

what "invoice"?


when an organization enters development cooperation in an emergency project, it is very unlikely to be able to make a decent emergency response.
is a matter of approach.

emergency if you arrive with a team of people setting up camps and distribute aid and they forgot the medium to long-term fallout of their work.

cooperation if you walk the first three months of talking with various committees of the community to prioritize the work and then develop a long-term strategy that allows you to make as much as possible for beneficiaries without making itself into a slot machine spewing humanitarian aid.

and one.

two:

field if you send a team of three people to make child protection do not ever spend 70% of funds in the first six months.
the field of child protection is the penniless losers:
-
need no money - no need to structure
- no need to

material must only employ local staff, set up three four protected areas for children (recreation centers, counseling centers. .) and then you can safely live in frustration. (And to make a deck tarallo to bring home the day)

three: if you

reconstruction of public schools in Haiti, I doubt that you will spend your money before a year, binds to a European bureaucracy efficiency African situation and get the reconstruction in Haiti: the first
8-10 months to forget even to define the site area.

therefore
Famme bill touches
fleecing us to act otherwise deaf
ass pound


who wrote the draft?
who did the budget?
who came for a visit on the ground in late March?

here.

home.

Sisi, the See of Rome, who wrote the project with the donor, and that he knew in March that they would not have spent all the money now, for the type of program chosen.

then:

change of plans, from tomorrow to pick up all debris and to buy anything for anyone who wants it.

- Negro! The want to ski?
- But ghe ge cows?
- Negro, take their skis, and a grant of act!


- You want a multipurpose center here?
- really would be my garden
- er ecchete multipurpose center, tie, thanks
- but why?
- I invoice

here.


capamissione the new year has 48.
when one has 48 years and still does freelance work as this there is something va.in her.

dedicated to natural medicine, homeopathy.
crystals, flower power, Theatre of the Oppressed, tai chi, all featuring a personality strongly rational, pragmatic. exactly what you need in an environment like this.

and, above all, talk too much.

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good reasons for making majolica.

The working context, decision-making autonomy, flexibility of time, work that is not being behind a counter or behind a desk.
these are the reasons that justify the work as cooperating.

at closely are the same reasons that justify the work of majolica.
then, at this point, you might as well be armed with Cucchiara, glue, tiles and go play in the toilets of the world.

What causes this highly philosophical reflection?
must first have an idea of \u200b\u200bwhat forces are at play in the colorful Caribbean island of Hispaniola.

is the government, almost legitimately recognized by the people, but not quite entitled to govern the third poorest country in the world.
the government exercises its functions through the ministries. between these ministries is the ministry of education, which should have an idea of \u200b\u200bwhat happens in schools in the country.
shame that only 18% of schools are public, the rest is managed by religious congregations or (at best) or by private citizens who make up their own private business (with input from humanitarian agencies and families of students).

for orphanages is more or less the same thing (information will be kept in mind that later).

The government is backed by an international mission called United Nations MINUSTAH (TOURISTAH for the natives, hence it is clear his credibility), which should serve to stabilize the country.
MINUSTAH to work alongside the various UN agencies, WFP, FAO, OCHA, and UNICEF in particular.

UNICEF deals with education and children, the Ministry of Education as well, so here's the two parties work together.
to support UNICEF's work one hundred NGOs, working to do what the government promises unicef.

and so far nothing abnormal.

The problem of port au prince is the traffic.

but this time not about code or quotes johnny toothpick.
The problem of port au prince is the trafficking of children for use in international adoptions.
all begins in orphanages, where leading officials complacent rich Americans who chose the child (and compratolo for a fair amount), turn to your embassy to obtain visas and permits (which embassy knows that the sale of children is a practice illegal).

UNICEF mandate is to counter this practice, a practice that has the connivance of government and embassies, or the same entities that require the intervention of UNICEF and finance.

happens that a UNICEF officer is able to intercept traffic for the event.
happens that this official, at his own expense, do a search in disguise at the orphanages of the city (over 400). It happens that
able to document hundreds of cases of abuse, violence and exploitation.
happens to do a file as its own
leaders who so happens to get a copy of the MINUSTAH
happens that MINUSTAH is concerned by the case and wishes to establish a task force made to ascertain facts and responsibilities
happens that UNICEF is not agree
unicef \u200b\u200bprefer to keep it that good government
happens that the official is sacked

Now those officials has apparently found a private Swiss foundation that finances the survey, in isolation by the United Nations, governments and NGOs in this swamp to shoot live.


And maybe next time, before buying the rag doll UNICEF to help children, you will think twice.

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the feast of the spirits and destinies medium

"Oh well, I'm going to turn the truck takes the money at home"
SDENGBADABAMCRASH
"COCK AND 'SUCCESS?"

the cheerful driver has actually turned the truck, but on the wrong side.
turning it into a postmodern sculpture titled "Still Life with ditch and wheels in the air"

what follows is the sad note of the ridiculous call to a carroattrezzi with sarcasm attached Haitian in respect of the onlookers (myself and the fast driver).

for haiti opens the chapter RECONSTRUCTION.
that, this still is not clear.

the Ministry of Education convened a technical panel to determine standards to be applied in the reconstruction of earthquake-resistant schools.

has convened in March

and said the standard would be ready later this month to be delivered to the engineers of the various organizations involved in reconstruction.

has convened in April

said the standard would be ready later this month to be delivered to the engineers of the various organizations involved in reconstruction.

the convened in May

said the standard would be ready later this month to be delivered to the engineers of the various organizations involved in reconstruction.


at this point there is a doubt is a doubt that
upstream
but just upstream

1) Who is the Ministry of Education to provide earthquake-resistant standards?

2) it would be easier to adopt standards developed by other countries that could transfer (FREE) its expertise in the field instead of paying the engineers of the Ministry of Education (ENGINEERS OF THE MINISTRY OF EDUCATION, find the intruder) through aid to the government (which represent 93% of GDP)

3) it is illogical that a Ministry of Education to legislate on matters away from their responsibility?

at all this season, we bring you the coordination of UNICEF, not through a technical office, but through the education department (psychologists, sociologists, educators but non-technical)

from this the difficulty in explaining to the Korean Smurf (UNICEF) the difference in the seismic resistance of a wooden frame over a concrete structure.

where:

organizations involved in the reconstruction of school buildings pay engineers, architects, geologists and consultants to wait several seismic standards developed by incompetent administration and corrupt, coordinated by a department of the United Nations does not possess sufficient resources to specific techniques.

and pay them with money donations (SMS, subscriptions ...)


this photograph of the operating environment of Haiti to 4 months after the earthquake there was courtesy of a logistician paid a sixth of a United Nations consultant.



anyway.

over the course of time moltiplicansi recreational opportunities among expatriates of various organizations, primarily Italian ones, which are also all went to live in the same village so they can cement the solid alliance of humanitarian and lend at the base in the salt 'culinary intervention.

Saturday night dragging in gaudy houses leased to NGOs, who cooked sausage, toast to the health of the earthquake victims and weave human relations to alleviate the sadness of being away from home.


try to translate visually as described in the preceding paragraph

done?

well

THE FEAST OF AVERAGE

I bring the disk ....

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go to the market to do the shopping was something I was little I raised some interest, then the years and supermarkets have led me away from the trading philosophy of eschatology, the discount in view of salvation and the inexistence the invoice.
but just look a supplier of food to Haiti and we were catapulted into the realm of the casbah, the magical world of trade in their street .... mortacci, de who invented the markets and stalls de Cock de Ste.

going a bit 'Market in Port au Prince to buy 130 bags of rice, 60 of beans, 260 boxes of tuna in oil, pots, pans, 300 galloniolio de semi de fuck am I, then if still t'azzardi say that the market has its charm you ex-foreman in the mozzicate.

all loaded onto a truck, to move between the desks, every time he is forced to kill a certain amount of sales under the wheels that is sacrificed in the name of solidarity between peoples and nutrition of school.


then brings everything in the school who will benefit from this service for 3 months supply of food.

them is buying food, gas cookers, cooker, on the basis of their claims.

but after delivery, a director of the school, with 48 teeth in the smile of one who is going to ask you something you can not have, came up with unn paper on which are written the additional requests made by the cooks:
butter chocolate

juices

all for 606 dwarfs per day for 90 days.

-butter? -

The response has been appropriate at the origin of the writer (Primavalle) rather than in the studies he made later in renowned colleges in the capital.

but the response has had the unfortunate effect of dropping the request, beyond the fact that the day after 606 meals were served regularly fly without a fly.

finally came the Dominicans.
Hispanic drivers in a convoy containing free medical blocked at the border (of a friend of a friend who once gave us a favor in Santo Domingo).

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blacks
big noisy truck


for 5 days camping in a house where the rules until a few days before they were dictated by a Swiss French CD.

alcohol average daily rate increased sharply, going from half to half a dozen daily beer, coffee, coffee kill, kill kill coffee and partake in a nightcap (as well as step up to the bed of the jaguar.

the risk to myself, for prolonged forced cohabitation with females, were the cycle is, at least for the time being averted.

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the official version issued by the Government is that all of a sudden refineries and fuel depots in Port au Prince is not meeting the criteria for security.
probably have never responded to international security policy.
UN radio says aging is a tactic of the Haitian government to increase artificially fuel prices, having to dry for a few weeks, the distributors and then flooding the market in Prez increased (the same tactic of drug dealers).
the breed but we thought we Italiot smarter than we thought "mo 'them fregamo Burini us these four blacks, piamo a container, fill me from the oil and if you bring me here, tie."

blowjobs blowjobs little foresight (PPP)
rented the truck and the container was bought by phone 10 m3 of diesel oil, and began what in technical jargon are called dicks.
- the truck can go, but there is no transport documents for fuels that are many and complicated
- letter to the Ambassador of Haiti to Santo Domingo, whose content was more or not: "let us step cor truck full of fuel, otherwise rimanemo dry and we have to block the projects, causing the death of poor Black children malnourished"

happens at this point what happens in the cartoon "the 12 labors of Asterix" or search for the necessary permit to cross the border.

Ambassador, looking contrite, the Ministry of Finance sends us where we have the same letter to the editor of the service on which issue the appropriate authorization.

enter the Ministry of Finance:
- they send us to the reception service
customs clearance - customs clearance service to send us the service tax collection
- the service tax collection remind us of the reception (20 euro as when skim away from the monopoly)
- the front desk sent us to the direction of the transport department
- the direction of the transport department to send us
tax collection - the collection of taxes allrga arms and there said that we were wrong seat



we go out in another building of the Ministry of Finance, on the other side of the city.
and there we see a certain amount of white faces, which makes us think that maybe we are in the right place.

after a wait that resembled the row to take the report cards, with the same feeling of mild anxiety, a bored-looking lady then told us flemmma with some not, would not be possible to transport fuel unless you are an oil company, so we rifornissimo the black market and not rompessimo balls.

ah.

and mo 'that there Famo co' I'm the truck?
if damo on the teeth?

no, sell it to santo domingo losing a thousand dollars.

and go to stock up on the black market, just like everyone else.

beautiful.

our answer to this matter they said that it was worth taking a night off and go eat at a restaurant in most of Petion Ville, frequented by expatriates of NGOs, United Nations, drug dealers and pimps of various local general.
only a restaurant could live side by side these different categories of characters.

Dominican orchestra played while the successes Peter Frampton and the spectators danced (with expatriate pimps, whores with UN officials, arms dealers with people in the NGO ...) between a saltimbocca alla romana and licked at the Creole Our table was made by a good half of the expat to act and two curious characters, a Creole in his forties and an old man in white.
myself with his legendary ability to get into situations that most would call "fucking" ended up sitting next to the old man in white.
and a question comes to mind:
use cologne or vodka, or is' mbriacato.
the next three hours of talk made me lean towards the latter.
trattavasi the representative of the Haitian Government with responsibility for tourism in santo domingo (?).
Haitian white, had affinities in the attitude and speeches, with a South African Boer.
Acolla is for the entire evening and I could see the looks sympathetic bystanders, but whose eyes were full of relief to see that this fate had befallen me.


fourth rum, which I drank to keep him company (and to keep me company) launched into a soliloquy about the nature dell'haitiano, declaiming the debt of civilization that Haitians had with France, the fact that people did not like social cohesion and that only a bloody dictatorship of Soviet-style could give the Haitian national unity and a sense of community and solidarity (or the complete extermination of the population)

and it will be in the rum or the fascist rhetoric, m'aveva almost convinced.

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Celtic organs and organ trafficking from manutendere

needed immediate repairs to the 'body' ...

(Photo by Maurizio Crispi)

organs and organ. Organon is the name given by the followers of Aristotle, Peripatetics, the standard edition of his six works on logic. These works are: Categories, De Interpretation, the Prior Analytics, the Posterior Analytics, Topics and Refutations sophistical.

But, wanting to wander into the vertigo of the list, equipment, device, emissary, a spokesman, device, tool, part newsletter, part of the body member, mechanism, component, institution, organization, structure, paper, newspaper, newspaper, publication, journal, magazine, newsletter, newspaper, magazine>, harmonium, harpsichord, accordion, hurdy , piano, Hammond organ, synthesizer, keyboard electroinstallations piece ...

See also: apparatus, appliance, wit, snap, harness, channel, means, secret, vehicle, arm, support, horn, element, fragment, part, place, party, pitch, character, place, point , role, time, tract, trunk, head, dick, penis, pea, partner, bird, man, operating factor, institute, the system being, castle, building, frame, form, register, weekly, read, title, messenger, representative ...

Given the profusion of meanings, as a body want to talk about?

When I was young (at university, the first years in particular) went through a long period of suffering hypochondriac, rekindle the study of medical texts, where - of course - I went to search for photos and descriptions most horrid and unhealthy, with specific studies in the library, always looking for - rather than written explanations - of pictures (well, in those early years, practicing a kind of pornography images of medical subjects, ultimately).

Among the many diseases, from which I believed to have been hit (thanks to my fantasy that, at full gallop, drew me to the frightening scenarios a lot of imagination), there was a whole anthology of venereal diseases among them a place to relief had the infamous syphilis.

With obsessiveness, I was going to comb through all the images related to the most devastating lesions of tertiary syphilis, syphilitic gums, erosion of the nasal cavities, including those of men without noses, and other deformities.

trepidation of fear.

unrealistic, I thought essermele beak unrealistic because then the 18-20years - with a few exceptions - were living in conditions of semi-chastity.

Well, not holding to the stress of fear of having something, I confided with great difficulty with my father who, for anxiolytic, immediately took me by an acquaintance of his dermatologist and specialist in venereal diseases.

These, when we arrived, without any preamble, he said, giving me good-naturedly and with an air of patronizing you, "He pulls out the rod!" that I was already in the grip of anxiety and semistordito did not understand a bat (the fact). And he continued: "So, he pulls out the auction manly ..."," Show me State " ... "The body "..." The'uccello!" .

I finally understood and sketched, pulling out my peas, given the circumstances, it was just curled up in fear ...

The organ notes ...

that same body which, when you went into brothels (which I've never known), but I've heard through the colorful tales of Don Totò (the sailor of the rowing club that I attended as a boy), request was an immediate exposure of the 'body' for a quote "wash" it allowed, the expert eye of Miss duty, verification that there were no suspicious lesions, but that - at the same time - served as a vigorous manuntezione invigorating, in the case of bodies limp, mosciarelli and pooped.

But what of the legendary Don Toto had never defaillance: Steel was ("A ferrrro" as he used to tell the dear departed, with emphasis on phonetics highest).

Organs manutendere and repair ...

I believe that, when used to post signs as one of the photo, you must first specify which body is talking ta ... to avoid misunderstandings ...

(VC) - Traffic organ ...

year is thirty thousand

the market there is the row
standard selling cars
heart, abdomen, even a lung.

In this year cybernetic
I bought a magnetic heart
a testicle and a anus
in vinilpoliuretano.

But despite my great
this heart, damn
is bleeding profusely
by a faulty seal.



I also said my aunt
be careful,
purchasing second-hand
often there is no guarantee.


I am really quite a rookie,
are just naive,
I can never think
that a good body is a bargain.

In a dishonest world
always have to stay awake,
go to a service center
and you steal consciousness.

I purchased an accessory
I need to love,
big, strong, straight, brown,
it had even mount.

I am always a bit 'distracted
I left it unattended,
has passed pervert,
... the fine organ has disappeared ... !


I I function just fine,
the brain keeps me
I have no money to change it,
I'll just weld it,

but I might buy
market cars,
look, just what I buy,
... and give me a jerk ...!


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derby and austerity

one hand the people in the streets to emergency, and other native Rome derby.
italics could be a pretty interesting weekend.

to seven hours of talk time zone instead focus mainly on the shortage of various fuels from a half weeks that characterizes these lands, already per se 'are losers.
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all started Tuesday with a statement released by puffolandia announcing the closure of the refinery and depots in Port au Prince, including docks tankers.

then began a rather unique tarantella.

group of logisticians autoscolto agggire looked scattered around, looking for a gas station to argue with the Haitians, because obviously all depends on the fuel (the Haitians have a curious concept of electricity distribution: a pull cord , stick to the central and six hours after the workers themselves who have attacked him apart and if you go to sell on the black market, sic).

so here's that hordes of Autieri the pay of NGOs launched themselves in at night or before dawn wandering in search of the attendant corruptible, pickups with the boxes full of empty cans of petrol and inexorably on red indicator (the indicator mate?).

then, here is the idea that rained on him.

"but why not buy a tank of diesel in Santo Domingo and we get here, and then we divide it?"

The acolyte of logistics exchange glances full of deep satisfaction, knowing they were finally able to discover the secret of hot water.

but then the first problems began to arise:

have never taken orders for pizza, perhaps the Derby night? when you are on the phone and start asking "So, how many daisies? but you want the capricious and white naples yourself without the anchovies. therefore, the rice balls? a head? you want the vegetarian white without oil but with the sausages?" salt and in the knowledge that you never come to an end before the beginning of time?

buy ten thousand gallons of fuel oil and gasoline and then divide between the gay cooperating proves an equally difficult:

- intersos not want to have more than 500 gallons of diesel in the yard of the home, who is afraid of thieves (Find me one that if you paste a barrel by 1000 lt shoulder and then we'll talk about), but would need at least 2000 liters gas station (where they put it in your living room?)
- terres des hommes wants 250 gallons of diesel in jerry cans of petrol and 1000 in the bin, but then has second thoughts and decides that it takes 2000, but does not know where to put them then maybe 500 is better , but when you have to do the order?
- Cesvi not want it, but then left on foot and then he wants, but does not know how or what, especially since neither
- GVC decides that he wants, type 500-1000 lt, I understand, 500 or 1000? mica printer to buy the peanuts ...
- Coop takes the grace of god 1000 and 1000 of naphtha fuel, and even if you keep it in stock (what wisdom)
- Action Aid
not received - Save the Children snubs us, but then turns out that for send out its 20 expatriates with 20 car needs oil, but since I'm out of time will have to suffice their good health and a pair of shoes, nine people walk, walk.

and those who did the waiter?

moral of the story on Tuesday, will the truck with the container that will contain the diesel and gasoline.

got the impression that, at the entrance of the truck in the parking lot of the warehouse, deadlock, resume supplies and distributors to distribute, the petrol attendant and we will have start to have coffee with gasoline instead of ' water.

but good news fills our hearts with joy.
finally the frog across the Alps, also known as admin coordinator of the mission, found a Haitian who, in exchange for a wedding and of French nationality, can give you the joy (if you try black, you'll never be back) it does not

want, but we encourage all to anti-happy ending of this love story (the him in question is a means to an evangelical pastor grazing projects)

this opens another chapter:

motivations that move people to go to 10,000 km from home doing useless projects (apart from money, of course)

there are missionaries on behalf of God (and not the Blues Brothers)

there are those who leave and then to finally say 'Fuck the cooperative and the United Nations, so' mejo the military and multinational corporations "and then open a bar or entering the forest guard (could be my case).

there are those who marry the indigenous and Campo Felice (ask for the current logistics of the Italian Embassy in Zimbabwe).

there are those who at home are not able to be as fundamentally differentiated mental depart and arrive at twenty to sixty who do not know who they are, or rather, have their work but have a passport full of visas.

especially the last point to consider is how NOT to reach the goal.

followed extensive discussion on this in due course (with exciting examples of cooperating crazy, sessuomani of international / interracial, of hippies who converted to neoliberalism)

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flag of the first month, the march towards a healthy approach to racism goes smoothly.
racism not only intercontinental, but simply cross-border, as well as the frustrated housewife syndrome.

diagnosis is due to the rituals of everyday moments rizollamento, rizollamento is called the time of the break from work, usually around Aetto the evening, when our physical craving a cold beer, preferably sitting on the terrace.
is a brief moment that preccede shower and processing the evening dinner table.
rizollamento another moment of bitter would be the first to go to bed, but this covers already more than alcoholism.



still the problem of racism across borders (which also flows into gender segregation) was signed in the attitude of the board more or less every day in preparing an edible dinner that would give a semblance of humanity to the events of the Caribbean daily work.

so it's critical the choice of ingredients and cooking methods of the same (usually acts to constitute the mysterious dishes with exotic names: amatriciana, carbonara, pollocoipeperoni ....).

it happens that one of expatriates living in the house is a batracide female and French nationality who plays the pompous serving as a director (ignore the fact that what a journal is a lateral thinking that only interpret as malicious incompetence).

svolgerre addition to this function, there is a complete lack of physical coordination, which leads inevitably to affect the balance of static objects placed on flat surfaces, as well as to disturb the surface tension of liquids in containers, whether water, oil or coffee.

but above

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here, this would not have happened.
now constitutes much as an enemy to be killed, not to look like a condisccendenza from its ability to drink coffee without a run on the walls.

these episodes are the ones that put in jeopardy the sanity of the writer, especially if the writer is forced to sweat seven shirts to explain that to make the pizza is not enough water and flour, but it would also need the yeast (and Now the damned French can also take their baguette, hide it under his armpit and go and take a ride).

alongside these other episodes do occur.

we went walking around the car, when suddenly a light was lit, a bright light, as red as the lips of his beloved, rossacome the fire of passion, but the smoke was not the fire of passion burned but the head that caused leakage of oil, brought the car to be unwitting guardian of a work of postmodern art consisted of a uniform block of metal, plastic and wires that were once an engine, a gearbox, a differential.

then we went from having a mere means of transport to keep a valuable sculpture (contained in what he called the impure body).

but as our love of art close to zero, we have shamefully decided to tow the car to the workshop for a room resuscitation attempt that ended with premature destruction.

to relax the mind and then I started to the lovely village of smurfs where, finally, with a cold beer in hand, I participated in an initiation rite (a meeting of elected officials) on the murky issue of logistics, that's funny little men in blue logcluster call (which seems a brand of laxative)

in this banquet of elected devoted mostly to self-view of the difficulty to work with blacks in the Caribbean, became the most optimistic that an announcement greeted with a "golly" the more pissed off with a "pig / a. ... (insert the name of a deity of your choice)."

for the next two weeks, the far-sighted government haitese foresaw a difficulty with the procurement of fuels, since, raising in excess of the customs duties, no more shit discharged to the ground, especially in the bunkers.

here and begs the ontological question before eschatological

"but without the mica comb the dolls?"

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AGGGIRE (3-G makes more)

It all started in a dark and stormy night, when the Eagle came down houses, churches and barracks.
aall'emergenza The response was prompt and efficient (to toast Night palazzinari aside) but it was the hunting ground of thousands of civil protection associations, parishes, scouts .... The merry
solidarity sms went straight to the Council of Ministers, then they turned to the civil protection department will reimburse the volunteers who cooked from time to time, removing corpses from the rubble, tresette playing with old men.

and someone has gained.

more precisely gnawing all have medium to large NGOs, which was not credited with civil protection, they had to be satisfied with crumbs in the Abruzzo earthquake.
these NGOs have thought that once would have remained frigates, but the lesson learned, woe to miss an opportunity siimile in the future.

Hence the creation of a consortium of nearly all the Italian NGO was given the pompous name of the Italian Agency Emergency Response. The ACT

problem of this consortium is that none of the actors who are part of has an emergency response, nor an adequate logistics base, or experience in the field (including the Italian branches of battleships as Save the Children and ActionAid)

In the Italian civil protection emergency stuff is at least 15 years.

Then on January 12 an earthquake measuring 6.8 Richter scale sparse on the ground the two major cities of Haiti, making 300,000 dead.

Italian Civil Protection has not appropriated funds for a massive intervention to 10000 km from Rome, is disgraced all the money in the plan homes and massages Bertolaso.

the gay sms solidarity are then diverted to act, which accumulates in a week to € 14 million to meet the emergency.

the money is divided among the nine organizations that intervene in Haiti, although none of them (except Save the Children and ActionAid Cesvi) has never done anything in Haiti.

one million and two each organization, the money must be used for emergency response and must be spent within twelve months from the date of the event.

the problem is that all organizations are NGOs that are cooperation, not emergency response, so do not have the human and material resources necessary to put in place the tools necessary to respond to an emergency of this magnitude.

for the series: no We have vehicles, tents, diggers, field hospitals, mobile stations, mobile kitchens. (All of which, incidentally, the Civil Protection)

we only link between the UN and the population
practice in allocating aid on behalf of UNICEF.

and some cooperation project secretly slipped between the lines of the budget (which is the only work that really knows how to do) ...

hence the need to remove the debris with a shovel and bucket.

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alarm clock and coffee, shaving and bidet, which soon lose the tram ...

fantozziane on the notes will start the routine tropical-Caribbean.

eyes of accaccolati after Easter, our heroes on the morning of Easter Monday, climbing on the bed of pickup and start a session negropuffica (then coordinated by the United Nations and the Ministry of Education) on the reconstruction of schools.
The truth is that it is then that our heroes were many, were not more than one, two if we count the imaginary friend.

in a hidden corner of the city stagliasi the imposing building of the ministry.
since it is a meeting on the reconstruction, our (one) aspettavansi a jumble of engineers, architects and various consultants.

and in fact the sabbath negropuffico was conducted by a psychologist Korean thirty UNICEF, which immediately gave him a cut (the veins) for low operating at the meeting.

almost three months after the earthquake, UNICEF has not yet a complete list of schools, even the ministry, so basically there are several hundred architects and engineers who graze in the village of smurfs eat peanuts without really knowing what to do, with plots under the arms like a baguette. informed sources say that men spend more time staring at the asses of uninhibited young interns and the various United Nations agencies, a practice understandable, but that the suspect is not worth the salary of a professional away (it would be cheaper to send under the faculty of letters, if they want to look at asses, but so be it vulgar and sexist). At the end of

Sabbath negropuffico the situation was as follows:
- someone would send a list of schools
- the Haitian Ministry of Education (!) would prepare the seismic standard to be applied in newly built schools.

intelligently psicopuffa suggested to entrust the Haitian Ministry quality checks on construction sites of reconstruction. Haiti
being one of the most corrupt states Orbe terraqueous Smurf is concerned that the Korean has won his seat at the United Nations with the points of the shell.
then:
hundred European professionals will design earthquake-resistant schools (paid for by the cheerful solidarity sms) criteria seismic Haitians (who have long tradition and effective in the prevention of earthquakes), controlled by Haitian officials who certify the quality of the works (not at all exposed to corruption).

...


so the next earthquake will provide jobs for thousands of aid workers who will rebuild the schools rebuilt, otherwise might dig up the land in their countries of origin (which would not make a penny of damage)


gripped by doubts existential, with the final designs approved and work in progress to tender, our (one) if returned home, I decided to begin the work, since most of the NGOs has already identified the schools, done feasibility studies , obtained permission from local authorities and contracted firms.

psicopuffi of the face (which in 15 years of mission in Haiti 8000 salaried officials and at the same time allow the Haitian government to rubbish most of the pil-made for the 80% loan-in the EU and U.S. armed forces.

is not hypocritical to work for the coca-cola (but I've already written)

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generators & smadonnamenti

Abstract:
all emergencies in support costs to advance office and staff are at or above the total for beneficiaries . this applies to Abruzzo, tsunamis and of course Haiti.

for our home-church-barracks-office pay $ 3500 per month, which makes it enormously enrich the already wealthy landlord.

Our heroes did not know that the area is free from every form of electricity, and pulling a living by dint of the generator and batteries.

a dark and stormy night our dined were based mango rice and beans, the meal of the gods (like nectar and ambrosia, but definitely below matriciana and sarcicce), when a sudden darkness fell on them.

was perhaps a voodoo curse?
was perhaps the revenge of Hades?
was perhaps the revenge of Enel (the voodoo god of light and the bill)? No



was the generator of China that was blowing, making the soul to God (or Buddha, depends on the area of \u200b\u200bmanufacture)

our then remained in the dark for two nights and a day spent their time smoking the calumet (which in local language is called camel light) and singing auspicious songs (the most famous of which was "Osteria Vatican, "mysterious dirge Creole exotic flavor).

the next day armed themselves with checkbook (invincible weapon) and went to the temple of the god Honda to pay their respects and ask for the grace of a generator.

God sent them by the god Kutoba Honda, who said prayers and did materialize a 7 kw diesel generator, but only after the requirement valuable check.

victorious return to our home, having expenditure that confronted the owner, dressed in flip flops sun, to suggest that perhaps, given the low price is not just the rent, would be a good thing that the generator had not been included in China.

owner practiced the ancient ritual of washing of hands, yours truly practiced the ancient ritual of the Italic "tenedevidannàffanculotettuttilimortaccituaedequellatroiadetumadre" that it was no harbor, but great satisfaction in the heart of the onlookers.

Meanwhile grazed to see if our friends in the slum had started cleaning up the streets paid for by the contribution from the pockets of many viewers who saw the dead negroes, sent sms solidarity.

had begun

frantic pace but not really started.

dicimo that their pace of work (3 hours a day, half-empty carts and various prayers) in 2754 will be cleaned two to three lanes.

satisfactions of life.

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removal

time to sanctify the festival, here on Sunday, loaded on the plane the happy Roman delegation, we appropinqua to transfer weapons storage and warehouse about ten miles from where we were, in a location that the NGO very little, but is forced: Les Palmes diplomatic village.
to transfer 83 tents for 4 people, 20 of 50 tents and other cheerful trifles m2, is called the nice truck movers.

here and one understands why the Haitians living in the state in which they live, the answer is awfully neo-liberal and vaguely racist because

je nun goes to work

paid inter alia to European tariffs.

this conclusion does not seem rough and offensive, E'APPROSSIMATIVA and offensive, but they mortacci their eight hours of work to do what we could do in one hour.

They say it is a difference of culture: it is not.

the problem is not that they lack the work culture in general (also because they do not explain how to systematically refuse to lift a finger to clean the street I do not say, but at least 5 meters in front of their door), is that the Western model has penetrated to the bottom creating a monster that gathers little voodoo and evil and mobile phones.

example
neighborhood of Cité Aux Cayes, a proposal on our part to participate in the clearing of debris, at least those on the road, pay at market prices.

"Yes, but paid little, then I do not work at all"

"increased by a tot, you okay?"

"We think, we have the General Assembly of the population"

which states that it is okay.

So do we start? NO


They want the board:

"Ok, go for the food, give us the list of what you need "

the next day was presented a scroll containing quantities of food to satisfy the food needs of 37 party unity.

actually would have served to feed 30 people.

food bought

but now they want to be paid even the cooking of food, which are found in sufficient number to exceed 3 / 4 the total number of workers.

and mo 'er m'avete broken cock.

followed a brief speech Creole-Roman, I do not know what concepts he conveyed, but I think the phrase "I'm here if you comb the dolls, there you may as well fuck anna" was sufficiently included.

start work tomorrow, 30 people to remove the debris from their streets.
until now had been there above, here's where the difference is cultural.

of course the food was diverted to a soup kitchen run by the Cesvi braccopoli adjacent.

they are paid.

say that the food if they can pay.

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grog

cultivating an unusual racism on the streets of Port au Prince
all began in the streets of a friendly port call slums adjoining the fort dimanche.
was a matter of mounting poles with attached shade cloth in order to graze small Negro children without their sun cuocesse Capoccetta lousy. I downloaded
ropes and stakes stakes picks cones and bribes to the principles I set about the job.
a multitude of young and old around the area began its work, in Creole with making sarcastic comments on the efforts of smadonnante subscribed.
then someone proceeded to work in twenty minutes and everything was mounted.
the next day, perky and happy with the work done by the community, I went back to that pleasant place to complete the acchittamento the area.
but the body of a thousand whales (or even cristoddio but fuck it) I found everything disassembled.
thinking about the sweat dripped from my forehead Aryan, smadonnai like a port of Livorno, and I went in search of the local foreman, which the bade that night for fear of robberies had dismantled six poles and 48 square meters of cloth. mortacci her.
then the next morning paro paro redid the job and in the evening I got a call warning me delll'avvenuto demounting by the Committee. I have the vague feeling that they're taking with me by the nose by tomorrow to pick cotton in all plantations.

the landscape of this district is unique.
shacks built from corrugated iron and has evolved in corrugated iron shacks and, ergesi one building, called the school, with a special square now occupied by the tent of medical dispensary.
this square is surrounded by a charming and picturesque stretch of water, is called in the local dialect "marana" effluvia exhaling esaltenti miasmatic that, according to ancient shamans, induce mystical visions.

after these exciting days of grazing dedicomi the mission to Rome to visit them as scottansi, Suden healthy and suffer the Caribbean climate.

who knows if they will reach a live Sunday.

not even brought me from the cards, sti 'gnoranti.

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Tokyo Disneyland! (Part 2: movies)

In reference to the first part of posts dedicated to Tokyo Disneyland, below some movie

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Parade 1 / 3:




Parade 2 / 3




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Tokyo Disneyland! (Part 1: pictures)

I should make this post long ago. Unfortunately, my laziness in updating the blog has allowed me not, in fact I'm writing this from Segafredo Shibuya, because once again my laziness does not allow me, shame on you, do your homework.

For my birthday, so we're talking about December last year, we went to Tokyo Disneyland! It 's always been my dream to see Disneyland and saw that it was too far away to Paris (ahahahahhahahaha) that I did go to Tokyo. We found some discounted tickets in what I call "the ticket-", or shops whose only support is to sell all types of tickets that one can imagine, from cinema to museums, concerts, Disneyland, etc. ... sometimes at prices lower. We had passed before

Disenyland Tokyo about three years ago because it is in the same direction at the Tokyo Game Show, one of the largest events dedicated to video games in the world. Since then, seeing that beautiful castle in the distance, it was love.

Tokyo Disneyland is a wonderful, gigantic world apart built on an artificial island which overlooks the sea. It 's divided into two parts: Tokyo Disneyland and a big water park. With a ticket but you must decide which one to go and we opted for the former.

Map

The crowd was incredible. Thousands and thousands of families, each with a mouse hat on his head, crowding the streets. Every hour there is a huge parade (at the bottom of this post videos and photos). The restaurants are theme, we decided to eat in one dedicated to Alice in Wonderland, because we were in Wonderland. In general, inside the park, everything costs so outrageous, especially the food. I still did not discourage (it was my birthday!) And I did not hesitate to buy a big basket of Winnie the Pooh in with popcorn, honey and a hat of the Cheshire Cat, which eventually turned out to be the best purchase made since I came here: in the Japanese frozen nights in our home ice, the hat saved me several times the skin.

We stayed inside all day, you go there because it was impossible, because we will also try to make a carousel by about 2 and a half hour queue (O). Yes, in Tokyo Disneyland, or you arrive earlier and spend money for tickets fast, ones that make you jump the queue, or you have to do the rides during or immediately after the parade, before people get the win in the queue. With this method we were able to make the tournament dedicated to Halloween before chistmas

^ ^ Well, the invitation to talk, to see Tokyo Disneyland, there's nothing better than seeing movies and photos. In this first post a collection of photos: